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Planet Elf
"I Was As Surprised As Any Bird Elf
To Learn the Scorrie Scoot Was Unwelcome
Back Home I Am Known As The Guano King"

Elf Bird  - Six Feet Tall  -
 Well known for fertiliser drops from two thousand feet weighing up to 20 pounds.  Think kindly of Scorries -  they are survivors.  

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